YOu know you’re the wife of a redneck when…

I’ve compiled a list below and hope you find it helpful. 🙂

REDNECK CHECK by Donna Earnhardt

YOU KNOW YOU’RE THE WIFE OF A NASCAR FAN WHEN:

1. You’ve accepted the fact that Qualifying Night is always considered a date night.

2. You’ve come to realize that Nascar ain’t a sport – it’s a way of life.

3. When the light changes at a stoplight, your kids scream, “Green, green, green!
Go! GO ! GO!”

4. You finally understand that rubbin’ is racin’.

5. When you see the number 24, you automatically think, “What in the world was Brook thinking?”

6. And when you see the number 3, you still feel sad for his family.

7. You’ve been lectured in the difference between a ford and a chevrolet.

8. From February to November, you don’t ask, “Whatcha watching?”….because you know
the answer is always going to be the same.

9. You actually considered celebrating your honeymoon in Daytona…just to say “I Love
You!”

10. Your husband gave you a fire-suit for your anniversary because he thought you’d look good in it…and you actually liked it. 🙂

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2 thoughts on “YOu know you’re the wife of a redneck when…

  1. Love it, love it, love it! My hubbie raced go-karts during his teens, and then raced stock cars and a couple of drag cars… and then he married me. Bless his heart, now I drag him to literary events!

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