Jury Duties and Jury Don’ties

What I learned on my first day of Jury Duty…

1. Do go to the right floor.

2. Don’t  hang out on the wrong floor waiting for somebody to point you in the right direction.

3. Do show up 15 minutes ahead of time.

4. Don’t show up 5 minutes ahead of time and wait outside the doors of the WRONG courtroom (on the wrong floor).

5. Do bring something to read.

6. Don’t read the back of your eyelids. (The court doesn’t take kindly to snoring potential jurors )

7. Do show up on your appointed day.

8. Don’t assume you know how to read a calendar accurately.

9. Do let the court in on your mistake should you fail to heed the warning in #8.

10. Don’t tell anyone about the case you are working on.

11. Do tell everyone the funny story about showing up on the wrong day and not realizing it until halfway through the morning.

12. But Don’t blog about #11.

13. Nevermind, DO ignore #12.

16 responses to “Jury Duties and Jury Don’ties”

  1. writeontheknows Avatar

    I know you may be sworn to secrecy, but is this from personal experience? So funny! I love funny lists. Ironically, my husband had to show up for possible jury duty today. I’ll have to pass this post along to him.

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    1. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

      Yes, it is from personal experience…today! 🙂
      Since I’m not discussing the actual case, I’m pretty sure they won’t come get me and throw me in the jail.

      Let’s hope I’m right this time…unlike the rest of the day. 🙂

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      1. Barbara Palmer Avatar
        Barbara Palmer

        Well? Did you get chosen? I left you a message on Seans facebook page.

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  2. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

    LOL!! No, not today. But I’ve got to call tomorrow night, just like you.

    Sean just told me that he and your daughter graduated together. This is such a small world!! (at least I think that’s what he said!)

    I was almost asleep during the second part, though. *zzzzzzz*

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    1. Barbara Palmer Avatar
      Barbara Palmer

      We have to be there at 9 in courtroom 4. I called today about 5 . I guess I will see you Wednesday.

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      1. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

        see you then. I’ll bring the book. 🙂

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  3. Linda Andersen Avatar
    Linda Andersen

    Hi Donna,

    Maybe you need to put copies in the jury pool waiting room so everyone can enjoy a little humor.

    Linda A.

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    1. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

      heehee! Thanks Linda!

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  4. Cheryl Barker Avatar

    Fun idea for a post! By the way, it’s quite an experience, isn’t it? And one that everyone should have at one time or another…

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    1. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

      Thank you, Cheryl!
      I think we should all at least experience it once, too!

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  5. Jean Hall Avatar

    I’m as old as the hills and have been registered for almost that long, yet have never been called for jury duty!

    Uh oh! Did I just say never?

    Watch-tomorrow I’ll get my little letter in the mail.

    Blessings,
    Jean

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  6. Barbara Palmer Avatar
    Barbara Palmer

    This is my first time too. I feel as old as the hills.

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  7. Barbara Palmer Avatar
    Barbara Palmer

    14. It is jury service not jury duty.

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  8. Kristi Butler Avatar

    You always make me smile!!

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  9. Sarah Payne Avatar
    Sarah Payne

    You are too funny! You know, I haven’t ever been called for jury duty but I did get (about 3 to 4 months ago) a form I had to fill out for State court. Is that what you call it? The one where big time tax evasion/money hiding executives get in trouble. Whatever its called! < .

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    1. Donna Earnhardt Avatar

      Hey you! where ya been? You got called to THAT court? ooooh…

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