Be advised, I am a huge fan of the corny variety. You might want to break out the butter. (see? it’s already started…) If you are wondering, yes, these are all original. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. 🙂
Santa to Mrs. Claus: What is the weather report for Christmas Eve, honey?
Mrs. Claus to Santa: Rain, Dear.
Q: What do you call an elf who likes to hang out in the pantry?
A: a shelf
NPR (NORTH POLE RADIO) NEWS Special Report: Rudolph decided to go green this year. He is now suing Santa for wrongful termination.
Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another?
A: Where’d you get that FIR coat?
(groan… I know. terrible. Just terrible.)
Something to ponder: When life throws lemons at Santa Claus, does he make Lemonade Slushies or Lemonade Snow cones?
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. They were cornier than a Orville Redenbacher convention! Do you think you can do better? I”m pretty sure you can. Let’s hear ’em! *
*And keep ’em clean, y’all… my kids read this blog!*