Some Holiday Cheer

Okay folks, it’s that time again…time for Holiday jokes!

Be advised, I am a huge fan of the corny variety. You might want to break out the butter. (see? it’s already started…)  If you are wondering, yes, these are all original. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. 🙂  

 

 

Santa to Mrs. Claus: What is the weather report for Christmas Eve, honey? 

Mrs. Claus to Santa: Rain, Dear.

Q: What do you call an elf who likes to hang out in the pantry? 

A: a shelf

NPR (NORTH POLE RADIO) NEWS Special Report: Rudolph decided to go green this year. He is now suing Santa for wrongful termination.

Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another?

A: Where’d you get that FIR coat?

(groan… I know. terrible. Just terrible.)

Something to ponder: When life throws lemons at Santa Claus, does he make Lemonade Slushies or Lemonade Snow cones?

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. They were cornier than a Orville Redenbacher convention! Do you think you can do better? I”m pretty sure you can. Let’s hear ’em! *

*And keep ’em clean, y’all… my kids read this blog!*